Sockfulloflove

The sockfulloflove is an unfortunate sock belonging to an habitual masturbator, after a session with a poster or photo of the latest model or porn star (sometimes found by Mom when she collects the laundry).

Rick: Dude! What's that awful stink?!

Wayne: (Sniffs, then picks up his matress)Oh Shit! It's my sockfulloflove from a month ago!