sockface 

Sockface is a game you can play with your cat. To play sockface, you place a sock over the head of your cat, and watch the fun, and maybe take pictures if so inclined.

Rick: How'd you get all those scratces on your wrist, Wayne?

Wayne: They're from my cat. I caught the little bastard scratching on my speaker, so I engaged him in a game of sockface.

sockface by Jackball April 29, 2005

spockface 

the face someone makes during orgasm... that looks no different to their everyday face.

didn't you enjoy that? yes... why do u ask? u pulled a spockface!

spockface by jamesking11 February 28, 2012

STOCKFACE SYNDROME

When someone has an otherwise attractive, but completely forgettable face. Like people in stock photos.

"I ran into Jennifer earlier, I think.... you know the one with the... hair (?)"
"Oh yeah! The one with stockface syndrome."

STOCKFACE SYNDROME by Whas August 26, 2017

suckface 

suckface a non vulgar less offensive way of calling someone a fuckface when fuckface is not appropriate and profanity is not wanted

this guy parked his car on the railroad tracks knowing full well what would happen a train came through and totaled his car what a stupid suckface

suckface by littlejimmie April 29, 2019

Sackface 

Having a face that resembles a scrotum.

ie; Harry Redknapp is a sackface

Sackface by thecremster June 1, 2007

sackface 

Someone who appears to have a ballsack on their face.

Malenfant is such a sackface.

sackface by kvyollel December 14, 2008

Sackface 

A person who has a scrotum hanging from their face.

"Hmmmm a sackface..."

Sackface by Buddy J June 14, 2003