sorgasmich 

Accumagation accumagate meaning a sandwich that is so good, it's orgasmic.

"Wow, that was a good sandwich, i reckon it was nearly a sorgasmich!"

sorgasmich by Andy le Brocq/Xander Flatt March 2, 2005

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Songasmic 

Adjective describing a tune that's so catchy, it's almost like you're having an orgasm just listening to it.

Jack: "Hey, listen to this AWESOME new song"
Jane: "hmm.. ok"
Song ensues, solo is reached...
Jane: "ZOMG, this is songasmic!!"

Songasmic by MHSM April 16, 2010

snorgasmic 

1. An adjective that describes an activity that on an average day would be quite exciting, but for any number of reasons, is boring today.

2. Description of an unexciting partner in bed.

1. Yeah, it's pay day and normally I'd be heading to the Highway Playground to celebrate, but that seems pretty snorgasmic.

2. I thought Jenna, our local pornstar extraordinaire, would be one uninhibited piece of ass, but no, she's uber snorgasmic.

snorgasmic by Arron April 18, 2006

Sargasmic Procrasturbation 

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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Sargasmic Procrasturbation by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

sargasmic by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation 

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

Sargasmic Procrasturbation by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010