sophlasticated 

the state of being slightly erect while still retaining some characteristics of flaccidity

“Seanie is the least sophlasticated person I’ve ever met”

sophlasticated by dinkdik May 22, 2020

Sophisticated 

The opposite behavior of 98% of the population below age 21.

Sophistication is a mix of knowing when a joke's over, caring somewhat about the consequences of your actions, talking about something of reasonable importance, having a good dose of common sense, not letting your immediate reactions control your life, knowing how much information is TOO much information, and not wearing wearing your jeans lower than your underwear.

Sophistiated: "Hi, Jenna. It's great to hear from you again! Yes, I'd love to come over for dinner, thanks. 6:30 works perfectly. I'll see you there!"

Unsophisticated. "Oh em gee. JENNA! Wow...like...WOW. I can so so not believe it's you, like, omigosh! Can I like...stop by or something? 'Cause my ex is in town, and he's SOOOOOOOOOO annoying. Like, stalker-ish annoying. It's sort of freaky -- hey, hello?! Like, are you still there?"

Sophisticated e-mail: Ms. Thompson, I will not be in your 4th period history class today because of an illness I've contracted. Can you please send the homework assignment to me? Thanks, Corina.

Unsophisticated e-mail: ummmmmmmmm hi ms t this is corina and im sick so liek i cant come to class and i need the hw k bai

Sophisticated by Just somebody. February 21, 2007

Narcissistic Assholes & Sophisticated Ambient 

This is a very elite & exclusive myspace group that has got everyone going. This group does not give anybody a chance to to add their myspace page. Nasa claims to be a Fashion group, not a Perfection group. Which means their standards are very high and different compare to a "perfection" group & so far they are doing a pretty good job for having a high standards rate. As for the members they are very bitchy & stuck up, they do not hold back to tell you how it is. Being apart of this group is a honored, being that they do not accept anybody into their group. Having a certain tag in your name doesn't mean anything to them either.

From what ive seen the main owner of nasa is very picky & stubborn. He also accepts people by the members approval 2, so that maybe another reason why it is hard to get into nasa.

People are already starting drama with nasa because of their standards. Which is making the group even more better. Slogan Love us, or Hate us.

People say:
"wow who owns nasa? he must be joking"
"ill join NASA just to start drama haha"
"did i get nominated to nasa? yes you did but they said fuck no & your not Nasa material"
"who is the new owner of nasa?"
"nasa is the best group"
"I love nasa"

Nasa could be the only exclusive group on myspace.

Narcissistic Assholes & Sophisticated Ambient FashionBitchy Exclusive Artistic Assholes Fun

Narcissistic Assholes & Sophisticated Ambient by im you 2 August 10, 2010

Sophisticated Alcoholic 

noun.

A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.

There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.

"Jimmy is a Sophisticated Alcoholic. A Campari Orange will get you his affection."

Sophisticated Alcoholic by Turing May 3, 2004

sophisticated moron 

Sophomore in high school/college

He's a sophisticated moron.

What
He's in his second year of high school/college

sophisticated moron by Marcopolosmango August 22, 2017

Sophisticated Urbanite

Someone who is urban and cityish but still sophisticated with impecable taste. And no one ever questions their fashion choices. They envy their amazing use of slang and wide range of vocabulary. They are personable and people want to talk to them. You can only be designated this term.

Britney: "Look at Grayce. Her outfit is amazing. Edgy, but stylish."

Katie:"I know, she's such a sophisticated urbanite."

Sophisticated Urbanite by meowwoman March 2, 2009

sexually sophisticated 

Having extensive experience and confidence in the realm of sexual activity and a diverse background in the pleasures of the flesh that leads to understanding, acceptance and the pleasurable application of those things that gets oneself and others off, regardless of taboos or 'standard practices'.

"She considered him sexually sophisticated because not only did he accept and enjoy her specific kinks, but he went at them with gusto and then introduced her to even more interesting ways to get off that were right in line with what she liked."

sexually sophisticated by simply scott April 7, 2010