sooku

sooku is a type of tree that does not even exist good luck finding it ha ha ha

"have you ever seen a sooku"
"no"

sooku by glimtop August 18, 2017

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sooku surprize

the attempt to fart on a friends face while they sleep but accedentaly spackle it with a shitty spray.

TROYLEE: dude i tried to fart on my buddys face yesterday when he passed out drunk, and i accedentaly sprayed him with a little shit! hahaha i gave him a fuckin sooku surprize!
BURGER SHAQ BOSS: get the fuck back to work you freaky piece of shit!

sooku surprize by tiranicle teabagger December 17, 2007

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Super Skookum

A very large amount of cum.

Kody loved the super skookum load that his boyfriend blasted onto his face.

Super Skookum by rainbowking January 30, 2023

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AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!

AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Is a linguistically versatile expression that can express: sexual excitement; great joy, a warning; or the anticipation of eating a great meal.

This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.

The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.

1) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Did you see those two new strippers tonight
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!

AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 18, 2022