Son's Day 

The Friday before Mother's Day, when all the son's realize they forgot to get their Mom a gift, and they only have 48 hours in which to do so. So they take the day off work Friday hoping to find some time to get a gift, but they wake up late and get drunk instead (in honor of Son's Day), and end up with no money and no Mother's Day gift.

Son's Day was great this year, I woke up at noon, drank a case of beer and grilled out all day. I hope I have enough money to get Mom a gift for Mother's Day on Sunday.

Son's Day by valleymd May 7, 2010

Cheers son's crying 

A common response (by sports fans) to express annoyance, resentment or dissatisfaction when something displeasing is stated, typically used on English Association Football (soccer) Twitter pages.

FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE Team Lineups for Man City: Aguero misses out but Jesus starts
Aguero fanboy's response: Cheers son's crying

Cheers son's crying by Muz xd December 5, 2018

Parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world 

A fucking piece of shit.

Person 1 Did you hear about that parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world just because he slept late? The son was only like 9 y/o.

Person 2: Yeah, they're a fucking piece of shit.

Parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021

Santos and Son's 

a landscaping company that mows lawns. It's also good roast material to use against anyone named David Santos

Mr Gooddiss: fucking seana's buns, I'm done, Santos and Son's, shooting from a gun.

Mr Gooddiss: Santos and Son's landscaping, little girls you be raping, lice on head so you be scraping

Santos and Son's by Inspector CG June 19, 2018

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

Three Eyed Raven’s Son 

A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.

How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!

Three Eyed Raven’s Son by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 25, 2022

my wife's son 

The term is used by a married mangina cuck who is raising a boy, that isn't his. Sometimes used by 4chan crowd to make fun of cucks (it was featured in "He Will Not Divide Us" Season 1)

A: "I see you got married. But who's the kid?"
B: "He's my wife's son"
A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?"
B: "I wish you didn't call him that."
A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."

my wife's son by CatoMalgus November 8, 2018