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coitus somnus

When you fall asleep over a guy, while having sex
I was just sooo stoned that he proveoked me a coitus somnus.
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Somnosexual 

Someone who gets aroused by someone’s yawn
Clark yawned loudly from being tired

Claire couldn’t help but to start disrobing after Clark’s constant yawning

Clark starts to realises Claire is a Somnosexual
Somnosexual by PoppetandCrumpet April 10, 2020

Somnumdies 

A holiday in which sleeping, and being lazy is celebrated. It is celebrated from December 26-December 29. These days are a long sleep after Christmas and New Years'.

Festivities include: Hibernating, Eating, Sleeping

Decorations include Things from Christmas that you haven't taken down yet. Hibernating Bear. Pajamas. Your Dog.

Somnumdies is an official holiday as of December 16. People should plan on making it an official holiday
Roots: Somnum- Means Sleep in Latin

Dies- Means day in Latin
On December 26, a magical person known as Fear Dormire goes around giving dreams to children.
Fear- Means Man in Irish
Dormir- Means sleep in Portuguese
Donna Dormire (Wife of Fear) Gives dreams on December 26.
Donna- Means woman in Italian
Unfortunately, insomniacs are excluded.
It was sure an unproductive Somnumdies.
Somnumdies by NUKO NEWS December 16, 2020
Play on the name 'Soma' and the word 'highness.' Generally, people with the name Soma seem to be pretty royal.
- Ohh your Somness, how may this lowly peasant be of help to you?
Somness by I_think_soma_is_awesome December 21, 2010
a total dipshit who eats penis for money to feed his cs addiction
somus eats cock
somus by nubitron August 12, 2003
when da sonic be havin good pussy!1!!!!
i ate that sonussy yesterday....

wow poggers!!!!!11
sonussy by bussylover321 March 25, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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