somnus

what a fuckIN BIG OL GAY NERD LMAOOOOO

man somnus sure is a dweeb am i right boys

by obviousthrowaway May 14, 2017

coitus somnus

When you fall asleep over a guy, while having sex

I was just sooo stoned that he proveoked me a coitus somnus.

by Emergency call May 18, 2011

Somnosexual

Someone who gets aroused by someone’s yawn

Clark yawned loudly from being tired

Claire couldn’t help but to start disrobing after Clark’s constant yawning

Clark starts to realises Claire is a Somnosexual

by PoppetandCrumpet April 10, 2020

Somnumdies

A holiday in which sleeping, and being lazy is celebrated. It is celebrated from December 26-December 29. These days are a long sleep after Christmas and New Years'.

Festivities include: Hibernating, Eating, Sleeping

Decorations include Things from Christmas that you haven't taken down yet. Hibernating Bear. Pajamas. Your Dog.

Somnumdies is an official holiday as of December 16. People should plan on making it an official holiday
Roots: Somnum- Means Sleep in Latin

Dies- Means day in Latin
On December 26, a magical person known as Fear Dormire goes around giving dreams to children.
Fear- Means Man in Irish
Dormir- Means sleep in Portuguese
Donna Dormire (Wife of Fear) Gives dreams on December 26.
Donna- Means woman in Italian
Unfortunately, insomniacs are excluded.

It was sure an unproductive Somnumdies.

by NUKO NEWS December 16, 2020

Somness

Play on the name 'Soma' and the word 'highness.' Generally, people with the name Soma seem to be pretty royal.

- Ohh your Somness, how may this lowly peasant be of help to you?

by I_think_soma_is_awesome December 21, 2010

somus

a total dipshit who eats penis for money to feed his cs addiction

somus eats cock

by nubitron August 12, 2003

sonussy

when da sonic be havin good pussy!1!!!!

i ate that sonussy yesterday....

wow poggers!!!!!11

by bussylover321 March 25, 2022