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a total dipshit who eats penis for money to feed his cs addiction
somus eats cock
somus by nubitron August 12, 2003
Words you can keep
I've always understood it to be an abbreviated way of saying 'something like that' in my part of the southwest.
The Brits certainly thought we went native, or somesuch, in our attitudes here in the colonies.

Been playing Civ 3 a lot , don't ask.
somesuch by Tim?!? May 23, 2005
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smush-smush

The Snooki-beast's mating call on the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode of South Park when she grinds and dry-humps anything that moves.
smush-smush by caytinator October 20, 2010

samus aran 

Samus Aran is the female bounty hunter who stars in the Metroid video game series. She uses a special power suit which has various awesome abilities.

She has appeared in the following games:
Metroid - NES
Metroid II: The Return of Samus - GB
Super Metroid - SNES
Super Mario RPG - SNES (cameo)
Kirby Super Stars - SNES (cameo)
Kirby's Dreamland 3 - SNES (cameo)
Super Smash Brothers - N64
Super Smah Brothers Melee - GC
Metroid Prime - GC
Metroid Fusion - GBA
Metroid Zero Mission - GBA
Samus Aran is a blonde who kicks ass.
samus aran by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

Someshit. 

Not to be confused with "Something".
Someshit refers to a thing that is utterly stupid or irrelevant to a specific topic.

Used in a state of absolute confusion or anger.

A someshit is what you don't want to talk about or not in a mood to.
"They'll name their kid after his dad or someshit."

"He didn't give me details, only vague shady someshit!"

"Someshit is going on with my neighbor, so, I had to act like an adult and ask what's going on "
1)n. a popular video game character, starring in all "metroid" games, including "prime, echoes, and echoes 2". Earlier games left players wondering what this warriors gender was, but it is now apparent that samus is a female.
2)n. (slang), a term coinned by a few guys, that after playing the first Smash Brother's video game for N64, realized that once shot by a "ray gun" appeared naked on the screen. The name "samus" has since been used to describe several sexual implements used for gratification, including a pickle covered in foil, a big fluffy stuffed bunny w/ pleasure hole, a clown doll, and also used as a joke in referance to hot video game characters.
Guy 1:Rytas!!!! You queer, you banged Samus HOW many times?!?!?

Guy 2:Ummmm..... I couldn't resist, she's so much fun!

Guy 1:Dude, its a stuffed animal, go get a real chick!
Samus by Fire Arr0w22 June 1, 2007
dood, samus is a babe
Samus by poobert October 16, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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