sommerfeld

A big dick red head. Doesn't talk but hates the word kidney. He is short with a block shaped head. He sounds smart but inside is very dumb. Sommerfeld usually sucks a kids dick in class and is nicknamed the cumdemon. This jedi knight cum sucking king usually gets all the girls and has a body count of 5000.

This kid sommerfeld is imbarrasing me

by Big dick Jackson October 23, 2020

Isabella Sommerfeld

A COMPLETE DUCOHBAG THAT LIKES NOAH BECK AND HAS A HUGE WAP AND DEFINATLY LIKES SAMM

Isabella Sommerfeld is a dickface

by ej9e[08efhe8fghpes October 5, 2020

Summerfield

A small town in Florida full of drama, pot heads *I know I am one of them* and crackheads. Basically hell.

Person moving to Florida: "I'm looking to find a nice town to move to in Florida. One with not alot of drugs and crime, one that's peaceful and not full of idiots, could you help me?"

Florida Real Estate Agent: "Well, don't move to Summerfield then!"

by Motha Herb August 21, 2008

Summerfield

A lovely little town near Greensboro, NC where the most beautiful girls on the world live

John: Have you been to summerfield?

Jake: YEAH, The girls are gorgeous!

by Jayzeeeee January 2, 2013

Somerfield

A place where junkies to hang out. multiple security guards roam the store *small store*

Junkie 1: Need a can of tuna from Somerfield

Junkie 2: Cool lol

by King Junkie June 23, 2018

sommered

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation

kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...

by Garbage Han-Garbage May 15, 2009

somerfield

A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.

One can buy duck pate at Somerfield.

by Kerb November 27, 2004