sommered 

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation

kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...

sommered by Garbage Han-Garbage May 15, 2009

sammered 

When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.

My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.

sammered by BMC123 February 19, 2014

cody summered 

to get hit by a truck while crossing the street, believing you are going to survive, and then dying 2 days later in the hospital.

dude that guy just got hit by a truck, i wonder if he'll get cody summered

cody summered by bigboss839 November 2, 2008

summered

A way to describe how one spends or has spent the summer months. A term most often used by those of affluence.

Last year my mate and I summered in New Jersey.

summered by Michael Papuga January 10, 2006

Sammered 

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

Sammered by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

sommerled 

Sommerled is a stupid name, like if ur parents named u this like they did me, I feel super bad for you. Like it's supposed to be Somerled or Somerlead but ur parents probably want u to stand out like a fucking loser.

"Who the fuck has the name Sommerled."

sommerled by Fuckmeassmrkrabs February 12, 2018

Sammered 

A state of extreme drunkeness, often due to excessive amounts of sambucca

My god, she was absolutely sammered last nite

Sammered by Scottrick July 13, 2006