sommered

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation

kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...

by Garbage Han-Garbage May 16, 2009

Sommer

A girl who appears different from others. She's beautiful, smart, funny, and will be the best friend you can ever have. Sommer's tend to love to play video games with their friends. However if you ever fall for a Sommer, unlike most girls, Sommer's are usually very hard to get. Sommer's also have a hidden side too. They may seem bubbly and happy when your around them but when you leave her alone she is like a different person.

"Wow! That girl is different from the others, have you tried to make her yours?" "Yeah but she doesn't seem to want me, must be a Sommer"

by NerdyNuggets May 21, 2014

sommer

beautiful sexy all around amazing girl she will be down with whatever you want to do and will make you smile all the time and loves to kiss her man

sommer is so hot i wish she was my girl

by Antoniooooooooo April 22, 2010

Sommer

A girl who has a great personality, someone who doesn't care what you think and is loved by everyone. shes the best friend anyone could have. shes beautiful, random, crazy and has amazing style!

friend 1: did you see sommer today?
friend 2: yea she was so funny and i loved what she was wearing!

by Meg4338 December 13, 2009

Sommer

German word for the season, Summer.
Also used for a girls' name.

I love sommer, the season.
I love Sommer, the girl--she rules!

by cooliokiddooooo March 19, 2009

Sommer

A sexy, hot, beautiful woman who is in total control of herself at all times.

"Wow! Look at that girl!!! She knows exactly what she's doing!"
"Yeah, she's a total Sommer!"

by Lorf Almighty June 14, 2007

Sommer

A girl who is not like all the other girls she's kind, she's caring, she's smart, amazing, and is always there when you need her. But when it comes to making her your girl it's a challenge because like I said, she's not like all the other girls.

Jake: Hey have you seen that girl? I think her name is Sommer.

Noah: Yeah I love that girl she's awesome! She's such a Sommer!

by Lillian_Draco September 4, 2017