Somis 

A small rural town located near the coast of southern California in Ventura County, at latitude 34.26 and longitude -119.00.

The town consists of little more than a few blocks of city street, but it does have its own post office and fire station, as well as several small grocery stores. Somis also has an elementary-through-middle school with a baseball field and a bus system.

The surrounding land is given over to endless orchards of oranges, lemons, avocados, and melons. In summer, days are sunny and hot while nights are clear and cool. The 118 freeway is one of the few major roads that cmoes anywhere near the town, although Somis did make statewide news when a train derailed in the vincinity.

Somis is such a small, out-of-the-way town that there are people in the neighboring city of Camarillo who have never even heard of it.

Somis by Phaedrus Raen June 26, 2006

somis 

Somis is in the middle of nowhere, near oxnard and moorpark and camarillo, aka the butt crack of southern california

you live where? SOMIS! wheres that

somis by Jefe O May 10, 2005

solis 

Solis is a pretty common last name. People with this last name want to know everything about their family and ancestors. Solis is a Spanish name derived from the Latin sol, Solis a sort of common last name which is literally meaning sun. They are brave and not afraid to fight for what is right.

"(first name) Solis was asking around about their great-grandmother's father."

solis by animal_lover14 October 13, 2016

smision

one of the 8 senses of Bender from Futurama, unexplained in the series.

I would give up my 8 other senses, even smision, for a sense of taste - Bender

smision by dngrmouse August 7, 2010

SOISOISOISOI

The sound Microsoft Sam makes when you tell him to say "SOISOISOI". Often associated with helicopters, or the occasional roflcopter.

My roflcopter goes SOISOISOISOISOI.

*Helicopter takes off* SOISOISOI

SOISOISOISOI by IiI Freed0m IiI July 15, 2010

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss

Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe

shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

Solisexual 

One who can only enjoy sexual acts with one singular, particular person. Has been unable to experience pleasure with all past sexual partners and cannot currently experience pleasure with any partner, with the exception of one particular person. Not to be confused with one who is against or dislikes sex with multiple partners (e.g. threesomes).

Janey has had sex with 10 guys in her life, but she can only enjoy it with Will. It's impossible for her to enjoy sex with anyone else being she is a Solisexual.

Solisexual by HandsomeGuapo October 29, 2020