Skip to main content
A small rural town located near the coast of southern California in Ventura County, at latitude 34.26 and longitude -119.00.

The town consists of little more than a few blocks of city street, but it does have its own post office and fire station, as well as several small grocery stores. Somis also has an elementary-through-middle school with a baseball field and a bus system.

The surrounding land is given over to endless orchards of oranges, lemons, avocados, and melons. In summer, days are sunny and hot while nights are clear and cool. The 118 freeway is one of the few major roads that cmoes anywhere near the town, although Somis did make statewide news when a train derailed in the vincinity.
Somis is such a small, out-of-the-way town that there are people in the neighboring city of Camarillo who have never even heard of it.
Somis by Phaedrus Raen June 26, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Somis is in the middle of nowhere, near oxnard and moorpark and camarillo, aka the butt crack of southern california
you live where? SOMIS! wheres that
somis by Jefe O May 10, 2005
Solis is a pretty common last name. People with this last name want to know everything about their family and ancestors. Solis is a Spanish name derived from the Latin sol, Solis a sort of common last name which is literally meaning sun. They are brave and not afraid to fight for what is right.
"(first name) Solis was asking around about their great-grandmother's father."
solis by animal_lover14 October 13, 2016
one of the 8 senses of Bender from Futurama, unexplained in the series.
I would give up my 8 other senses, even smision, for a sense of taste - Bender
smision by dngrmouse August 7, 2010

SOISOISOISOI

The sound Microsoft Sam makes when you tell him to say "SOISOISOI". Often associated with helicopters, or the occasional roflcopter.
My roflcopter goes SOISOISOISOISOI.

*Helicopter takes off* SOISOISOI
SOISOISOISOI by IiI Freed0m IiI July 15, 2010

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss
Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe
shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

Solisexual 

One who can only enjoy sexual acts with one singular, particular person. Has been unable to experience pleasure with all past sexual partners and cannot currently experience pleasure with any partner, with the exception of one particular person. Not to be confused with one who is against or dislikes sex with multiple partners (e.g. threesomes).
Janey has had sex with 10 guys in her life, but she can only enjoy it with Will. It's impossible for her to enjoy sex with anyone else being she is a Solisexual.
Solisexual by HandsomeGuapo October 29, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
Load more