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A small rural town located near the coast of southern California in Ventura County, at latitude 34.26 and longitude -119.00.

The town consists of little more than a few blocks of city street, but it does have its own post office and fire station, as well as several small grocery stores. Somis also has an elementary-through-middle school with a baseball field and a bus system.

The surrounding land is given over to endless orchards of oranges, lemons, avocados, and melons. In summer, days are sunny and hot while nights are clear and cool. The 118 freeway is one of the few major roads that cmoes anywhere near the town, although Somis did make statewide news when a train derailed in the vincinity.
Somis is such a small, out-of-the-way town that there are people in the neighboring city of Camarillo who have never even heard of it.
by Phaedrus Raen June 26, 2006
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A cute Korean and Dutch-Canadian girl who was in the kpop girl group IOI. They disbanded and she was under JYP Entertainment but then left to THEBLACKLABEL to pursue a solo career. She is so pretty. She was also temporarily in a group/show called Unnies. She also was on the reality show SIXTEEN which was a competition to determine the final line up of the kpop girl group Twice. She sadly did not make it into the final line up of the members but is good friends with them. More people should stan this talented girl who can sing and dance beautifully.
JYP: *not letting Somi debut in a group or as a soloist*
Somi: Well fine then, I will just leave and you will regret it
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An annoying Nigerian that will date you, move to your best friend and then leave you.

She usually has fake contact lenses and thinks she's peng or something.
Did you see that girl break Michael's heart, she's so fake!
Aye maateeee Michael was with a Somi LOOOOOL
by paulshotmedown December 13, 2016
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Trap Queen, has a nice/perfect ass, the real homie in entire world.
A girl who knows how to party and get down.

Sexy hip movements etc..
Somi is the main homie!
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a charismatic girl who is mature,chic,cute and sweet who would support you. shes also a girl who falls in love so quickly every time she sees a handsome guy.
person A: wowowow somis such a loving girl!!
your mom: you should be like somi smart and pretty like me.
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Somis is in the middle of nowhere, near oxnard and moorpark and camarillo, aka the butt crack of southern california
you live where? SOMIS! wheres that
by Jefe O May 10, 2005
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I cool Nigerian guy that will treat you like you are his queen. Better marry him for he is smart and will bring your family great fortune.

Very funny, and will never let you down and love and your family to the extent of his capabilities.
My husband, Somi , is a well-renowned doctor that makes 1,000,000 dollars a year.

My husband, Somi, took us to Hawaii and we had a 5-star meal on our honeymoon
by JOLLOFRICEEVERYDAY January 29, 2018
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