Marking someones card 

To tell someone that they are a target normally used as a threat.

Curly: Dude mark this guys card man
Ben:this guy?
Curly: yeah man your card is marked im coming for you.
Random Guy: how do you go about marking someones card?

Marking someones card by Bill Cozby April 21, 2008

wish someone cared 

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media

bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it

wish someone cared by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021

wish someone cared 

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media

bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it

wish someone cared by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021

pull someone's card 

To ask for someone's credentials publicly

She tried to pull someone's card on twitter but it turns out he wrote the book

pull someone's card by Kevin Nogilny June 28, 2019

Go Squirt Someone Else's Carpet!

What you tell a complaining Karen acting like a chihuahua peeing angrily in front of you.

"You got what you paid for, go squirt someone else's carpet!" as said by the comedian Fromunda.

Go Squirt Someone Else's Carpet! by Left Wing Fascist January 7, 2026

call someone who cares 

Politer version of call someone who gives a shit.

Your homework is late again, Douggie.
Call someone who cares.

call someone who cares by octopod November 22, 2003

tell someone who cares

Michael Reid

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"

tell someone who cares by lololol2 September 6, 2018