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Simão is the most amazing friend you can have. They are overprotective and are trustworthy, they can have a mean attitude when defending themselves. They are a bad bitch and love their friends with all their hearts. If you fuck them over once, bitch don't expect them to come back. They are amazing people and are nice to everyone, unless you have fucked over their friends. They will be suspicious of a person who has fucked over their friend if that person tries to befriend them.
-Simão Is so cool, I wish that I could be like him.
-Simão Is amazing, I wish I'd have a friend like him.
-Simão doesn't talk to that person, they fucked him over.
Simão by UrbanSourcez December 30, 2020
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Great guy with a great look, someone who we can call gostoso.
Hoje estás todo Simão com esse casaco.
Simão by AtiradorDePausAGatas November 23, 2021
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Name most common for a chicken or man that are not that straight.
We just ate deep-fried Simão.
This guy is quite a Simão sometimes.
Simão by Sossego January 22, 2022
great, awsome, dont doubt
Don: btw how did footy go??

Mark: o we won 6-2

Don: SIMAO!!
Simao by H-E-A-TH May 6, 2008
who got dat drip fam innit no cap blud
its simao m8 fam innit no cap blud
Simao by faminnitnocapblud April 19, 2020
Sister fucker, while you’re reading this he is putting a baby in your sister. Congratulations uncle!!
Simao made me an uncle!!
Simao by Reizao November 22, 2021
a gay guy who is mentally and physically unstable. this dude cant even pull 1 girl.
no bitches?
simao
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