Definitions by SangiPlaysTennis

Softserve 

Hooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection.

Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.

Softserve by SangiPlaysTennis June 12, 2016