softa man

a alcoholic fluid used in warfare as a weapon of torture. In the 1989 Geneva conventions, it was banned due to unnecessary pain. Many have died of softa man. It should be reported whenever spotted

softa man strikes again nigga

by Mcsmartass March 9, 2020

sofa man

a really weird girl who thinks she is the best and plays sound space

sofa man sucks

by LowKit December 1, 2021

Soft fuzzy man

An “ambient man” or an “atmospheric man” from the song Soft Fuzzy Man, by Lemon Demon. It’s a term some use to describe a stalker or a try-hard man who just wants to get a girl, even though his methods are unorthodox, possessive, and he tries to be soft and fuzzy; as the song states. He just makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

Although I thought I could trust him, he gave off the energy of a soft fuzzy man.

by fishe September 16, 2021

soft fuzzy man

what you girls really need

person: *is soft fuzzy man*
girl: damn i need that

by human i think February 1, 2023

man soft

adj. something that is soft but not too soft, possesses a rugged aspect.

man: this blanket is very soft but it does not threaten my dignity as a man. this is man soft.

by cloud9c January 23, 2011

soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018

Soft Fuzzy Man

Another word for a mans weiner, and sometimes a woman's jungle bush.

"I'm gonna stroke my soft fuzzy man." "I'm gonna use this hairbrush to pleasure my soft fuzzy man"

by sigmatoilet33 October 7, 2024