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Soyence is the abuse of science (or pseudoscience) to push a political agenda. In soyence, data is cherry picked or even invented to prove a supposed point. Anything which contradicts it is ignored, or accused of being patriarchal etc. Unlike real science, it does not tolerate multiple viewpoints, or require proper peer review. Like real science, it does change, but only to support whatever political viewpoint is fashionable this week.
"Have a look at this article in the Guardian which says gravity is a social construct and discriminates against big people."
"Nah, mate, that's just soyence."

"It's really ageist not allowing ten year olds to drive trucks. Scientists say they have great communication skills and spatial awareness."
"That's soyence too."

"Fact check: Humans are just another type of animal, and chimps share 99% of our DNA. Therefore chimps should be given complete human rights."

"Fact checked by soyence more like."
soyence by RayBidd May 11, 2021
Related Words
sofeni • sofen • Sofena • Solène • softener • sofer • sofina • Solen • solena • solenn
The most amazing person ever, when u give her a chance... she is judged bye people from the way she looks and acts. She usually acts loud and crazy, but really doesnt give a shit what people think, she comes from a complicated family, and get guys all the time. When u get to know her and become very close with her she can be the best person u will ever meet, she sometimes cant control herself, but she really trys to be able too. It takes her awhile to care a lot about someone and u have to become extremely close to her in order for her to care about u. She loves to read, and is very smart and always has to correct peoples spelling, people usually use her for her smarts. She only has one person she truely really loves. Shes extremely funny, and always has something to say, or tell people. Shes pretty inside and out.
Girl 1:"Urgg Sofea is so pretty"

Girl 2:"i know ever guy in this school wants her"

Girl 1:"i wish i was like her"

Girl2:"Me too"
sofea by caroltockk December 26, 2016
A beautiful human being that is able to change lives through her eyes, her smile and especially her actions. She is an amazing listener too
Sofea knows what she is doing
sofea by Wonderboy_adam March 28, 2015
The fabled Pickle-Man. He "gets that parkour", hides in air-ducts and gather office supplies. He shames others via recycling habits. He crawls from bowls of cold soup to steal the dreams of wasteful children.
Did you just see Solenya? He didn't take their dreams, he took their parents.
Solenya by ArmyEngineer August 9, 2017

Sorensic'd

Getting killed or fucked over by someone or something you cannot fight in an idiotic manner
Man last Initial I got Sorensic'd hard.
Sorensic'd by Robert_Aqua May 2, 2019

softnude 

Half-nudes; Photos in which the subject is not in full clothes, yet is not fully exposed.
Dude 1: Yo, stacey just sent me some softnudes. You think i can get more?
Dude 2: What was she wearing?
Dude 1: Just a bra and some leggings
softnude by penny76 November 21, 2016
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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