soyence 

Soyence is the abuse of science (or pseudoscience) to push a political agenda. In soyence, data is cherry picked or even invented to prove a supposed point. Anything which contradicts it is ignored, or accused of being patriarchal etc. Unlike real science, it does not tolerate multiple viewpoints, or require proper peer review. Like real science, it does change, but only to support whatever political viewpoint is fashionable this week.

"Have a look at this article in the Guardian which says gravity is a social construct and discriminates against big people."
"Nah, mate, that's just soyence."

"It's really ageist not allowing ten year olds to drive trucks. Scientists say they have great communication skills and spatial awareness."
"That's soyence too."

"Fact check: Humans are just another type of animal, and chimps share 99% of our DNA. Therefore chimps should be given complete human rights."

"Fact checked by soyence more like."

soyence by RayBidd May 11, 2021

Solence 

The last name of a notorious family, known for their shipping company, and the Shaman magic booga warriors.

person 1: yo ur a Solence?
person 2: yeah
person 1: Chad

Solence by SolencianWorshipper June 29, 2020

skyence 

The study of the sky.

Students, today we will be doing skyence.

skyence by The Mediterranean Sea January 5, 2018

Laurence Solence 

This person is greatest man to exist

Did you see laurence solence walk past?

Yeah, he's so cool!

Laurence Solence by JohnnyJonathan December 15, 2021

Syence

Syence, is a beautiful, pretty, cute girl who loves to just eat! She's the girl that everyone would want at a party! She's that loud you you just wanna slap sometimes! Shes the one that would murder someone who murdered. She's also the one who laugh out of nowhere! She's a girl who's the life of a party!

Syence is just so pretty!

Syence by maae February 16, 2015

Gregory Solence

Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.

Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.

GREGORY SOLENCE IS STANDING HERE HE REALISE

Gregory Solence by DartaSmoker420 May 4, 2022

Soyience

An word used to shit on the scientists that create fake articles recurring science and waste their time on reddit trying to correct a guy in a debate

''Soyience? you mean science? 🤓☝''
''Yeah bro, i hate fuckin' Soyience.''

Soyience by theguyonyourwalls January 25, 2024