socknit

Cockney rhyming slang for pussy:

socknit -> cockpit -> pussy

You socknit!

by I, A Dirty Con! August 10, 2009

sockitty

A game played by taking a kittycat and placing a sock over its head, like a hood. Precautions of safety are required such as doing it indoors and not around stairs.

Playing sockitty with your pet is fun.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011

sockitis

wanking in ones sock regularly

Sockitis: Usually happens when hanging around the strand road area of Baldoyle with one or more Healys(Dick)

1 he`s wanking in his socks again on the strand looking in o`conners window, sick bastard
2 He tried to get up on SOC but she wouldnt let him so he wankds in his sock instead

by ha ha healy March 29, 2009

Socklitics

Politics regarding socks- to wear them with certain shoe types, or to go bare. Can be expanded to arguments over sock colours and patterns, with a frequent dispute being whether or not it is acceptable to wear socks to bed.

Guy with swag: "Um, are you wearing socks...with sandals?!"

Guy without swag: "Yah, so?"

Guy with swag: "You have an appalling knowledge of Socklitics"

by Joseph Butler May 21, 2012