sockhamster
A penis
sockhamster by upsidedownexclamationmark March 23, 2018
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Sockmaster
1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.
2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.
2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.
Sockmaster by R8586N January 19, 2021
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Sock Hamster
A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.
Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!
John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!
John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
Sock Hamster by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018
SOCKMASTER
SOCKMASTER by sockmaster May 18, 2011
Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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