sockhamster 

A penis

"Chris, quit rubbing your sockhamster! Dinner is ready."

sockhamster by upsidedownexclamationmark March 23, 2018

Sockmaster 

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.

Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster

Sockmaster by R8586N January 19, 2021

Sock Hamster 

A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.

Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!

John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.

Sock Hamster by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018

SOCKMASTER 

THAT NAME GIVEN TO THE GUY WHO MASTERS THE WHACKSOCK.

Boy he sure is slick donning that whacksock. Someday he might become a Grand Sockmaster

SOCKMASTER by sockmaster May 18, 2011