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Socket Wrench 

To finger a person's vaginal or anal oriface(s) with a general left to right, back and forth, twisting motion as if one was tightening a bolt or nut with a socket wrench. Ideally performed with two to three fingers however and aggressive socket wrencher could perform said act with the entire hand and fist.
Mary could barely walk after Carl gave her a double fisted socket wrench.
Socket Wrench by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
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socket wrench 

The act of tying down a girl's arms and legs, wherein she believes that she will be pleasured. As soon as she is completely immobile, you grab her titties, twist 'em as hard as you can and RUN!

(usually used as a retaliation measure)
Man, I found out that bitch was cheating on me, and she never said a word! To get back at her, i tied her down one and socket-wrenched the hell out of her!
socket wrench by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Alabama Socket Wrench 

When a girl is giving an uncircumcised guy head and the tip of her tongue gets caught in his foreskin, forcing her to talk like an inbred hillbilly with no teeth.
I got a weird look when I asked a store clerk for an Alabama Socket Wrench.
Alabama Socket Wrench by HotPcktz October 16, 2017

Mexican socket wrench 

An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).
Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.

Broken socket wrench 

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.
You're a broken socket wrench

socket wench 

derived from the slang word "ratchet," a socket wench is one who lacks class. Typically used to describe someone with a loose vagina, wears tights as pants, earrings with the circumference of a dinner plate, and 6 inch high heels in inappropriate places (such as the zoo, laser tag, golfing, etc).
"Did you see that socket wench at the grocery store? Someone should consider giving her an emergency hysterectomy to protect our population, ASAP."
socket wench by platyguin March 5, 2013

socket wrenched

When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole
Ha, you just got socket wrenched
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