sock water 

a condescending synonym for "tea"

The term "sock water" is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. Legend has it that the word was brought into popular American vernacular by the outspoken Wisconsin cheesehead, Brad Turriff. However, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.

Why don't you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!

sock water by Ruby Wilson June 24, 2006

cock sock water balloon 

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

cock sock water balloon by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

dirty sock water

When irene makes French press coffee for herself and no one else

Irene made some dirty sock water again

dirty sock water by Ryderman1234 October 31, 2017

water sock 

A water sock is a sock which is able to be soaked in water without ruining the fabric. It is generally made of a wetsuit/bather fabric and is mainly used with people who have podophobia like myself so that podophobics can swim without feeling the pressure of showing their

podos.

Person 1: Ugh I so do not want to go to this swimming carnival.
Person 2: Why not? I am pumped!!!
Person 1: I so do not want people to judge my podos >:(
Person 2: Oh i have these water socks you can use!
Person 1: Oh sick bruv!!!\

water sock by Rianon February 14, 2018

Pink Water Sock 

To dunk ones pink sock in the toilet while tring to shit, the (External duche).

Kate, tried to shit but droped the Pink water sock instead, and decided to flush until clean.

Pink Water Sock by Mike Ranum May 14, 2008

Sockwater 

Water which has been contaminated with threads from a sock.

Drink this sockwater, bitch!

I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!

Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"

Sockwater by Whoa!Penis2 August 6, 2008

Sockbater 

Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.

Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks

Sockbater by Cunt Lord April 5, 2018