sock muppet

Name for tween who tries to wear inapropro clothing. i.e. crop tops, buttcheek shorts, boobie bras

'Hey look at that seventh grader'

'eh such a sock muppet'

by kissmyjesuschrist March 13, 2015

sockpuppet

A false identity adopted by trolls and other malcontents to support their own postings.

She brought in six friends to back up her story, but five of them turned out to be sockpuppets.

by Manon January 9, 2004

sockpuppet

An attempt by a person banned from a forum to circumvent the ban by creating a new account under a new identity.

This new user sounds strangely familiar.
That's because he's actually a sockpuppet for that asshole we banned last week.

by Mr. Vektor March 11, 2010

indian sockpuppet

When you take a dump in a condom and then use it.

I surprised Jesse with that indian sockpuppet last night.

by MrHobbit October 15, 2009

sockpuppet

sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them

our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions

by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

suckmuppet

A person who has the personality or mentality of a muppet manipulated to suck a penis or other extrimity; a whore.

We all know why Ben went out with that suckmuppet Shelby.

by Awesomesque July 23, 2005

Sockpuppet

When you fist a woman as deep as possible including your forearm and then act as if she is a sockpuppet that you control. For added fun carry her around and have her do some tasks while you are in control.

Me: Remember Lisa from accounting?

Co-worker: Yeah, what about her?

Me: We hooked up last night and I used her as a sockpuppet.

Co-worker: Hell yeah man I knew she was easy!

by boominyourface September 30, 2021