suckmuppet

A person who has the personality or mentality of a muppet manipulated to suck a penis or other extrimity; a whore.

We all know why Ben went out with that suckmuppet Shelby.

by Awesomesque July 23, 2005

fuckmuppet

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.

What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!

by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

sockpuppet

A false identity adopted by trolls and other malcontents to support their own postings.

She brought in six friends to back up her story, but five of them turned out to be sockpuppets.

by Manon January 9, 2004

sockpuppet

An attempt by a person banned from a forum to circumvent the ban by creating a new account under a new identity.

This new user sounds strangely familiar.
That's because he's actually a sockpuppet for that asshole we banned last week.

by Mr. Vektor March 11, 2010

Fuckmuppet

general insult

You're such a fuckmuppet!

by Jenfizor November 2, 2010

fuckmuppetry

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.

The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.

by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

indian sockpuppet

When you take a dump in a condom and then use it.

I surprised Jesse with that indian sockpuppet last night.

by MrHobbit October 15, 2009