sockpuppeting

When you fist someone so deep you can control them like a sock puppet.

Jim: Last night, I fisted Emma so deep that I could control her like a sock puppet.
Matt: Sockpuppeting sounds gross.

by Brawbag November 24, 2016

sockpuppet

A false identity adopted by trolls and other malcontents to support their own postings.

She brought in six friends to back up her story, but five of them turned out to be sockpuppets.

by Manon January 10, 2004

sockpuppet

An attempt by a person banned from a forum to circumvent the ban by creating a new account under a new identity.

This new user sounds strangely familiar.
That's because he's actually a sockpuppet for that asshole we banned last week.

by Mr. Vektor March 12, 2010

sockpuppet

sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them

our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions

by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

Sockpuppet

When you fist a woman as deep as possible including your forearm and then act as if she is a sockpuppet that you control. For added fun carry her around and have her do some tasks while you are in control.

Me: Remember Lisa from accounting?

Co-worker: Yeah, what about her?

Me: We hooked up last night and I used her as a sockpuppet.

Co-worker: Hell yeah man I knew she was easy!

by boominyourface October 1, 2021

sockpuppet

An account used by someone unfairly banned by a biased, abusive or just plain asshole moderator to defy the ban and return to the forums.

After the mods on SJG let Paladin and Koltar flame democrats and liberals, then banned me for speaking against republicans and conservatives, I went through a proxy to sockpuppet back in since it was bullshit to ban someone for attacking conservatives but not for attacking liberals.

by professor tanhauser July 30, 2011

Sockpuppet

When you beat off in to one of your socks while it is inside out. Then discard it in the laundry basket. Then you or someone else reaches in to turn it right side out for wash and the find the sock puppet.

I found a sockpuppet in the laundry last night. I don't think it was mine.

by TheHamm May 31, 2018