An attempt by a person banned from a forum to circumvent the ban by creating a new account under a new identity.
This new user sounds strangely familiar.
That's because he's actually a sockpuppet for that asshole we banned last week.
A fish with the upper body of a female porn star.
Hey, you've got a dark spot on your trunks. What's up with that?
That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.