Majority of internet peopletoday are socialmediafags. they started with social media and here they are.
Dude 1: *watching a vine* "dude, i love the internet "
Dude 2: "You don't love the internet, you're just a socialmediafag"
Dude 1: "Let me take a selfie" *start fapping*
In which one uses their cell phone to interact with others on Social Media Websites i.e: Facebook, Twitter, and the now the defunct Myspace. Instead of the true real life people around them.
Everyone is hanging out around the pool side chit chatting while Brian's in his own world socialmediatizing.
People who refuse to create their own profile on various social media platforms such as, facebook, twitter, etc.
A: 'How come you didn't invite Seb for your party tomorrow?'
B: 'I did invite him'
A: 'He's not attending your event on facebook though..'
B: 'Yeah, he doesn't have a profile'
A: 'Ugh, he's such an anti-socialmedialite'
A socialmedialite is a person who participates in social media, spends a significant amount of time promoting themselves at fashionable events and promoting themselves through social media channels.
The socialmedialite checked in upon arriving at the Gala. He was sure to update his Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and FriendFeed status through the night.
One who makes frequent social media posts about what they're doing, what they're thinking, how they're feeling and general narcissistic musings. This person truly believes that what they have to say is important and/or interesting to others (their friends, family, colleagues, acquaintances, followers, haters).
Jessica made an all organic, free range, locally sourced, gluten free dinner for her family. Yas girl, you know she's going to post pics of it because she's a total socialmediarscissist.
Putting space between yourself and others on FB that knowingly or unknowingly spread bad or dangerous information with their posts, or that proudly encourage wreckless behavior that can harm you or your family. Does not usually apply to when they're only hurting themselves (see: Natural Selection). Usually performed in a series of escalations starting with the 30-day penalty box unfollowing, then permanent unfollowing, unfriending, or outright blocking. Is known to be associates with a refreshing, disinfecting feeling.
Bob won't shut up about the anti stay-at-homerally with this virus and keeps posting about how masks are the gubmint trying to control us, so im Socialmedia Distancing him for a month.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.