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Sockgasm 

The immediately good feeling your feet experience the moment you take your socks off after a long hard day of work or play.
When Mikey, Todd, Matty and I finished playing golf the other day, when I finally got home, I took my socks off, and had the most amazing sockgasm.
Sockgasm by rastafari73 September 7, 2010
Related Words
1. When you are so addicted, you're jonesing for a sweet, carbonated, caffeinated beverage that bubbles sweetly down your throat and finally getting one is ecstacy.
2. You're in the middle of hot sex and all you can think about is drinking a soda.
That first diet Pepsi in the morning gives me a sodagasm.

I poured soda on his dick and then sucked it off because I was so thirsty and had a sodagasm.
Sodagasm by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Sockgasms 

Having or as if having an orgasm from a pair of socks (may or may not be referring to stripy socks). This is usually caused from an acute sock fetish reaction to a particularly liked pair of socks. Sockgasms may be suppressed or even eliminated from exposure to an evil sock monster.
"The blogger that I'm following just got a new pair of stripy socks, and I had major sockgasms"
Sockgasms by Jyusan February 17, 2010

Sockgasm 

Feeling of feels when putting on a brand new pair of fuzzy socks
Holy fuck thanks for the new socks, major sockgasm
Sockgasm by Epiknerd April 6, 2015

Sockgasm 

When you get so excited shopping for socks you have a orgasm...
OMG, I was on the internet shopping and found all these cute socks. I instantly sockgasmed
Sockgasm by SlaveDeb May 21, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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