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soberity 

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
soberity by Kris September 20, 2003
Related Words

sobreviviremos 

Spanish. verb. Future tense of sobrevivir: We will Survive.

Meaning that we'll love through something tough. No relation to that Stupid Gloria Gaynor song.
Stephen: Damn Dale! I don't know how we're going to pass the economics midterm!

Dale: eh, sobreviviremos...

Soberenity 

Combination of the words Sober and Serenity. In recovery, one can become sober and as a result are given the unexpected gift of serenity. Soberenity is the peaceful feeling of being serene of on oneself, others, your surroundings and life in general after becoming sober. Sober and Serenity are both key aspects of 12 step recovery programs.
I need to make regular meetings to keep my soberenity.
Soberenity by Toddsterx April 11, 2008

sorerity 

Noun. Annoying and persistent pain in the ass, as it's like sored throat. Ain't got no cure because it will keep coming back later.
Dick: Yo, ain't Sherry broke up with you?
Me: Damn man! that girl keeps calling me and bring back ol' time stories. She's one big time sorerity, I'll give her that!
sorerity by blakraytsf April 15, 2016

sobrenity 

1.n. serene sobriety 2. n. sober serenity
My therapist cancelling on me the day my dog died was no help at all to my sobrenity.
sobrenity by Paul Casmus September 29, 2003

Sobrenity 

When a person who has achieved sobriety experiences serenity.
I have been sober for several months and I'm at total piece with myself and the world around me. I have "sobrenity." Life is good! (sobriety + serenity = sobrenity)
Sobrenity by Alvin Hoglan May 28, 2007