Sobresity 

The act of being too sober. Occasionily to the point of being dangerous but generally being lame.

"Dude, you just ran over that kid!"
'Or did the kid run over me....?'
"Bro, you're suffering from sobresity. It's a problem. You need to get drunk and drive thru that playground again"

Sobresity by Pikachu The Pimp July 8, 2012

snobesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing

Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."

snobesity by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015

soberity 

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

soberity by Kris September 20, 2003

Soberenity 

Combination of the words Sober and Serenity. In recovery, one can become sober and as a result are given the unexpected gift of serenity. Soberenity is the peaceful feeling of being serene of on oneself, others, your surroundings and life in general after becoming sober. Sober and Serenity are both key aspects of 12 step recovery programs.

I need to make regular meetings to keep my soberenity.

Soberenity by Toddsterx April 11, 2008

sorerity 

Noun. Annoying and persistent pain in the ass, as it's like sored throat. Ain't got no cure because it will keep coming back later.

Dick: Yo, ain't Sherry broke up with you?
Me: Damn man! that girl keeps calling me and bring back ol' time stories. She's one big time sorerity, I'll give her that!

sorerity by blakraytsf April 15, 2016

sobrenity 

1.n. serene sobriety 2. n. sober serenity

My therapist cancelling on me the day my dog died was no help at all to my sobrenity.

sobrenity by Paul Casmus September 29, 2003

Sobrenity 

When a person who has achieved sobriety experiences serenity.

I have been sober for several months and I'm at total piece with myself and the world around me. I have "sobrenity." Life is good! (sobriety + serenity = sobrenity)

Sobrenity by Alvin Hoglan May 28, 2007