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most soberest game 

when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.
Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game

...2 hours later car crash

Soberish 

The state of being sober-ish implies one has the ability to move freely and with conviction beetween the states of sobriety and intoxication, being able to lose their pants but not their panties; and to be able to remember with accuracy why one got 86ed from a bar.
Get me a drink before last call i need to stay soberish so i can keep having fun till it's time to drive home.
Soberish by bocharo January 5, 2011

soberist 

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)
Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.
soberist by tossayo November 2, 2008

semi-soberish 

not quite there, but almost, kind of drunk.
oh fucks romulis...two pinners and a beer aint goin to cut it, im still semi-soberish.
semi-soberish by gfunk406 June 9, 2011

Soberiety 

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.
Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.
Soberiety by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010

Soberest 

More sober than us
Yo dick you drive us home you’re the soberest