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most soberest game 

when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.
Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game

...2 hours later car crash

Soberish 

The state of being sober-ish implies one has the ability to move freely and with conviction beetween the states of sobriety and intoxication, being able to lose their pants but not their panties; and to be able to remember with accuracy why one got 86ed from a bar.
Get me a drink before last call i need to stay soberish so i can keep having fun till it's time to drive home.
Soberish by bocharo January 5, 2011

soberist 

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)
Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.
soberist by tossayo November 2, 2008

semi-soberish 

not quite there, but almost, kind of drunk.
oh fucks romulis...two pinners and a beer aint goin to cut it, im still semi-soberish.
semi-soberish by gfunk406 June 9, 2011

Soberiety 

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.
Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.
Soberiety by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010

Soberest 

More sober than us
Yo dick you drive us home you’re the soberest
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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