so's
Contraction of 'so is'.
so's by Tracy Kolenchuk May 24, 2006
Words you can keep
so's your face
The ultimate comeback. This can be said as a response to any insult directed at you. It doesn't even have to make sense, because "so's your face" makes sense in itself.
so's your face by J Tran December 30, 2004
Related Words
so so • so solid crew • so sad • so's your face • so sorry • so straight • So Sausage • So Sho • So slips • so stupid
so's your nipples
The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".
When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"
At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.
This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.
When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"
At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.
This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.
Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?
Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!
(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?
Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!
(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)
so's your nipples by SomeWhiteNoise December 12, 2010
so's your face
A universal comeback to any witty remark someone makes at your expense. Do not worry about context, because it makes sense in ANY context... always.
From Scrubs:
JD: ...if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!
Elliot: J.D.--
J.D.: So's your face.
Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.
J.D.: "So's your face" always makes sense.
Carla: J.D., that's stupid.
J.D.: So's your face! I'm on fire! Heyoooo!
JD leaves victorious.
Laster that day:
Elliot: Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?
J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!
Elliot: So's your face!
J.D.'s Thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!
JD: ...if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!
Elliot: J.D.--
J.D.: So's your face.
Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.
J.D.: "So's your face" always makes sense.
Carla: J.D., that's stupid.
J.D.: So's your face! I'm on fire! Heyoooo!
JD leaves victorious.
Laster that day:
Elliot: Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?
J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!
Elliot: So's your face!
J.D.'s Thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!
so's your face by Elias Creed May 6, 2007
So's Your Face
The ultimate comeback, because really, who would want it to be their face? Answer: NO ONE. This snazzy phrase often leaves the victims speechless, weeping or just plain confused.
Asshole: Hey FAG those pants look like spandex!
Fag: So's your face.
Asshole: *in shock*
Elderly Lady: Excuse me young lady but you have to pay for that!
Teenager: So's your face.
Elderly Lady: *passes out*
Fag: So's your face.
Asshole: *in shock*
Elderly Lady: Excuse me young lady but you have to pay for that!
Teenager: So's your face.
Elderly Lady: *passes out*
So's Your Face by Landa September 4, 2007
so's your face
so's your face by delovely May 27, 2005
so's ure mother !
Mike Robinson....SLOA........while Robinson is buzzing one might hear after one says's something......He might reply ."So's ure ________
so's ure mother ! by richjr3442001 October 19, 2010
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