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snowy noggin - no toboggan

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euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction
Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

snowymiles 

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have you seen snowymiles? he is the best minecraft player
Yes I have he shit on me!!
snowymiles by Huge Obsessed Fan June 22, 2022

Snowy Hurricane 

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Masturbating into a blowing fan, thus sending the particles astray across the room. Preferably into someone's face.

WARNING: This can happen on accident while masturbating with a fan on. In this case, one should take extreme caution when cleaning the after effects of the snowy hurricane.
I just gave Jenny a Snowy Hurricane!
Oh Shit, I just did a Snowy Hurricane all over my wall.
Snowy Hurricane by Hank Jasonis February 13, 2010

Snowy Eskimo

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Like the Crusty Arab except performed in a snowy region. While having sex in the snow the man pulls out, dips it into the snow (preferably in powder snow) then slams it back in causing a cooling sensation for both. Extremely hard to pull of as the penis is highly likely to become flaccid upon withdrawal and shrink up to what may look like a micropenis.
Man I tried to give her a Snowy Eskimo but failed so bad and she laughed at my micropenis so hard that I took her to the desert and summer and slammed her with a Crusty Arab, that bitch deserved it!
Snowy Eskimo by CrustyArab2.0 October 12, 2010

SnowyShower 

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A SnowyShower is the sexual act of ejaculating into a garbage bag for a week straight, to then let the bag sit in the sun for four days straight after poking three holes in the bag applying the bag to the shower head on the coldest temperature while the ejaculate comes down in lumps upon the persons head.
Dude! Have you ever tried a Snowy shower it's warm, cold, and provides the best massage ever. The lumps falling down on your back will feel amazing

A SnowyShower is the sexual act of ejaculating into a garbage bag for a week straight, to then let the bag sit in the sun for four days straight after poking three holes in the bag applying the bag to the shower head on the coldest temperature while the ejaculate comes down in lumps upon the persons head.
SnowyShower by AbsurdImagination October 9, 2018

snowy ass 

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Having dry cum in your ass
My girl friend got snowy ass last night after sex.
snowy ass by Tyman16 March 9, 2015
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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