snowshowers

to splooge on someone

Hey Sexy, come over here so I can give you a snowshower.

by Pilar J July 4, 2005

SnowyShower

A SnowyShower is the sexual act of ejaculating into a garbage bag for a week straight, to then let the bag sit in the sun for four days straight after poking three holes in the bag applying the bag to the shower head on the coldest temperature while the ejaculate comes down in lumps upon the persons head.

Dude! Have you ever tried a Snowy shower it's warm, cold, and provides the best massage ever. The lumps falling down on your back will feel amazing

A SnowyShower is the sexual act of ejaculating into a garbage bag for a week straight, to then let the bag sit in the sun for four days straight after poking three holes in the bag applying the bag to the shower head on the coldest temperature while the ejaculate comes down in lumps upon the persons head.

by AbsurdImagination October 9, 2018

Snow Showers

The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.

When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.

by subnetmask July 19, 2004

goody snowshoes

a virtuous but reticent upper Midwesterner, especially a Minnesotan

No shoving, no yelling, no fussing? My, just look at those goody snowshoes lining up for a mile to get their State Fair cheese curds.

by nervedoc December 5, 2010

Ethiopian Snowshower

Having prepared by placing a spaghetti strainer or similar object underneath your bed, you pull out of your sexual partner's mouth just prior to orgasm, hold the spaghetti strainer just above his/her head, and release into it.

"Yea, while getting a blowjob during Legally Blonde 2 last night, I totally gave her an Ethiopian Snowshower."

by Gektei February 18, 2010