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midwesterner loop 

Used to describe the back and forth indecisiveness of a group. Often the result midwestern decision makers.
Q: Where should we go to eat? A: I am fine with whatever. A: I am flexible A: I really could eat anything right now. A: Who hasn't picked a place lately, it is their turn to decide. A: Oh come on people, we are falling into a midwesterner loop.
midwesterner loop by whitsitt May 28, 2015

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.
This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”
midwesterner cold medicine by McGooo November 23, 2022

Midwestern Marx

Midwestern Marx (MWM) is a based collective of Marxists who analyze modern societal problems such as imperialism through a Marxist Lens. There founders Carlos Garrido and Eddie Liger are both extremely attract and intelligent. In 2021 MWM added full time Carpenter and Marxist Theorist Noah Khrachvik to their ranks and became even more based. Because the MWM collective is so often they are often attacked and derided by jealous libertarians, sadistic liberals, and pro-NATO "leftists." Editors from MWM have been doxxed multiple times by those who get upset by the truth, yet they continue to spit facts in the face of adversity. Website editor Eddie Liger has had Seven tik tok accounts deleted after amassing 375,000 followers on one and over 200,000 on another.

The MWM collective is dedicated to its principles of socialism, proletarian revolution, and anti-imperialism and regularly put out articles on their website MidwesternMarx.com, publish video content and live-stream to their YouTube and Twitch channels, as well as host online classes over zoom where MWM members read essential works of theory with audience members and discuss.
Girl: Yo have you seen Midwestern Marx?
Guy: Ya I watch his tik toks all the time!
Girl: It's not just one guy on tik tok you idiot. they're a collective that publishes print journals and books among other serious intellectual projects.
Guy: Nah I just watch them on tik tok

Midwestern Goodbye 

A cultural phenomenon wherein a group of Midwesterners, after gathering for an event, like say a meal at restaurant, spend nearly as much time in the establishment's parking lot as they did sharing the meal saying their goodbyes. News tidbits not discussed previously are shared, plans for future gatherings are made, things are borrowed, given, and returned. After the conversation, the group moves to a round of hugs, and not infrequently, impromptu plans are made on the spot to meet at one of the guest's homes to continue the gathering, after which the cycle repeats.
"Honey, I thought you said you'd be home by dark and now it's 11pm!?"

"Sorry, Hun, me and the boys got caught up in a Midwestern Goodbye and we all ended up at Jake's for beers in his living room."
Midwestern Goodbye by HeyDuckyDiddle February 20, 2022

Midwestern Souffle 

When you crack an egg into your vehicles radiator to temporarily stop coolant leaks.
Your radiator is leaking coolant. I suggest you order the Midwestern Souffle to hold you over until the next pit stop.
Midwestern Souffle by Agent0fDeath November 19, 2022

Midwestern Special

The Midwestern special is when you marry your high school sweetheart from the small Midwestern town you grew up in, only for the relationship to dimish more and more over time until it ends in a divorce.
Guy 1: Bro did you hear about Gus and Abbey?

Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh
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murderhobo 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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