snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.

Either that guy is fat or he just went to Burlington Coat Factory. That down parka is a classic case of snowbesity.

snowbesity by mattsmack March 7, 2015

Snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not because they are wearing a coat.

"I'm not sure if she has actually gotten fat or if it's snowbesity"

Snowbesity by CityDweller604 April 3, 2015

Snowbesity 

When you can't tell if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.
( From the Netflix Original Series 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

Paul: Dude, is she fat or is that just her jacket?
Matt: I dont know, it's her snowbesity

Snowbesity by urbanmoc July 7, 2016

snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat because they're wearing a winter coat.

"I was in line behind this woman at the store and I was like snowbesity girl, snowbesity"

snowbesity by Reptar love May 15, 2018

snowbesity 

When you dont know if someone is fat or not because they are wearing a winter coat.

"Hey look at Timmy! I think he might have snowbesity.

snowbesity by MoonPython January 6, 2021

snobesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing

Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."

snobesity by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015

PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY 

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."

Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.

PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019