snowbesity

When you don't know if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.

Either that guy is fat or he just went to Burlington Coat Factory. That down parka is a classic case of snowbesity.

by mattsmack March 7, 2015

Snowbesity

When you don't know if someone is fat or not because they are wearing a coat.

"I'm not sure if she has actually gotten fat or if it's snowbesity"

by CityDweller604 April 3, 2015

Snowbesity

When you can't tell if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.
( From the Netflix Original Series 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

Paul: Dude, is she fat or is that just her jacket?
Matt: I dont know, it's her snowbesity

by urbanmoc July 7, 2016

snowbesity

When you don't know if someone is fat because they're wearing a winter coat.

"I was in line behind this woman at the store and I was like snowbesity girl, snowbesity"

by Reptar love May 15, 2018

snowbesity

When you dont know if someone is fat or not because they are wearing a winter coat.

"Hey look at Timmy! I think he might have snowbesity.

by MoonPython January 6, 2021

snobesity

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing

Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."

by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015

PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."

Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.

by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019