snowflaqe 

A person who has been convinced by the right wing propaganda and is upset by the general facts of reality.

I always laugh at the snowflaqes who cry whenever they are reminded that Biden won the 2020 election.

snowflaqe by BlkIrishMan November 20, 2022

Trumpista Snowflake

A Trump supporter who get defensive and angry when someone criticizes Trump, even though they were thrilled and were fully supportive of Trump when he criticized people, especially Obama.

Look at all these whiny Trumpista Snowflakes! It was cool when Trump knocked Obama for 8 years. Now when their guy gets criticized, they turn into crying little bitches!

Trumpista Snowflake by 84 Locusts August 31, 2017

2A Snowflake 

A gun rights advocate whose mind is incapable of accepting even the most reasonable limits on the Second Amendment.

Congressman: "I propose that we place a 10 megaton limit on personal nuclear devices."
2A Snowflake: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

2A Snowflake by Cletus Pickens October 17, 2019

Smelted Snowflake 

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.

Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.

Smelted Snowflake by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019

Throwing Snowflakes 

Baseball term: When a pitcher throws a multitude of different pitches in order to keep his opponent guessing.

Bumgarner is throwing snowflakes tonight. No two the same.

Throwing Snowflakes by Maxxpowers October 31, 2014

Snowlane 

An occurrence in cities that get snow where roads that may have once been nicely divided into 3 lanes turn into two very distinct lanes due to the tracks which are repeatedly driven in. Such snowlanes adhere to no actual laws, rhyme or reason but merely the easiest and most common paths to drive. At any given time you may find that the snowlane you are driving in appears to be directly in the middle of two lanes and the dividing line is right in the middle of your lane. This is acceptable and there's really nothing you can do until the snow plows clear it, or if its forged in ice, the spring comes.

"What the fuck, the white line is right in the middle of this snowlane"
"Ya in the spring there's actually three lanes on this road but I guess it got turned into two snowlanes"

Snowlane by weezybabyF January 5, 2009

Texas Snowflake 

The act of flaking dried ejaculate off of one's Penis onto the outstretched tongue of the partner after unprotected Vaginal penetration.

My girlfriend gets very emotional when I give her a Texas Snowflake because it reminds her of when she was a child and caught falling snowflakes on her tongue.

Texas Snowflake by Crazypatty July 16, 2009