snowffeur

The individual who drives you around in inclement weather. Maybe be used because you lack winter driving skills, a road-worthy vehicle or if you prefer to get picked up at the curb by a warm car that's already had all the windows scraped.

My husband will be picking me up from work today so I'm not too worried about the snow. He's such a nice snowffeur!

by kgozz February 11, 2019

Snowflurrypocalypse

A snow flurry which causes mass chaos in any part of the country not capable of dealing with any amount of snow.

The snowflurrypocalypse brought Miami traffic to its knees

by Ceraphus February 12, 2010

Snoffer

Toxic sniffers
Big hypocrites and big liars.

“Did you hear that snoffer, they lied about having a cold to go to a concert. They missed the volunteering!”

by elñisop October 26, 2019

snorffer

What you call a dog’s nose when they sniff the air.

“Look at buddy’s snorffer, I bet he smells the burgers”

by PatientZ May 25, 2021

Poff Snoffer

What you would call someone who smokes Marijuana.

Did you see that guy? He looks like a Poff Snoffer

by VanillaMotta October 9, 2010