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what two people do when they're snowed in, bored and need to warm up.
everyone thought we were going to snow fuck i guess
snow fuck by leslie February 19, 2003

snobfuck 

like a dumbfuck, but also a snob.
"man, did you see that woman at moma? what a snobfuck!"
snobfuck by markmark July 16, 2008

pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.
"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"

Snowfucked

To receive snow in your area AGAIN after approximately 2-3 weeks of no snow/normal weather. Snowfucking occurs when this no snow/sudden snow pattern happens repeatedly for about 1-2 months and ongoing indefinitely.
"The weather's been awesome for weeks now! ..What? ..Wai-what do you mean look out the window? *Looks out* OH, MAN! WE'VE BEEN SNOWFUCKED AGAIN!"

"We thought we wouldn't get anymore snow, but we got snowfucked yesterday."
Snowfucked by Rei G. March 2, 2009

snowcucks 

those guys are a bunch of snowcucks”
snowcucks by gmoney snipaaaa May 19, 2023