snowfuck

an overly sensitive hypocritical shithead who gets outraged over liberal outrage (as opposed to a snowflake meaning an outraged liberal).

Paul got all bent out of shape when he heard about the anti-Trump demonstration. It has nothing to do with him personally but he acts as if its an act of war. He's a real snowfuck.

by Wolfbearish May 25, 2017

snowfuck

When you fuck heavily intoxicated on coke.

Hey Bitch, you wanna go snowfuck?

by xXx_Billy_Pr0_Quicksc0p3r_xXx July 1, 2016

snow fuck

what two people do when they're snowed in, bored and need to warm up.

everyone thought we were going to snow fuck i guess

by leslie February 19, 2003

snobfuck

like a dumbfuck, but also a snob.

"man, did you see that woman at moma? what a snobfuck!"

by markmark July 16, 2008

pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.

"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"

by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004

Snowfucked

To receive snow in your area AGAIN after approximately 2-3 weeks of no snow/normal weather. Snowfucking occurs when this no snow/sudden snow pattern happens repeatedly for about 1-2 months and ongoing indefinitely.

"The weather's been awesome for weeks now! ..What? ..Wai-what do you mean look out the window? *Looks out* OH, MAN! WE'VE BEEN SNOWFUCKED AGAIN!"

"We thought we wouldn't get anymore snow, but we got snowfucked yesterday."

by Rei G. March 2, 2009

snowcucks

professional fun haver’s

“those guys are a bunch of snowcucks”

by gmoney snipaaaa May 19, 2023