Snowfucked

To receive snow in your area AGAIN after approximately 2-3 weeks of no snow/normal weather. Snowfucking occurs when this no snow/sudden snow pattern happens repeatedly for about 1-2 months and ongoing indefinitely.

"The weather's been awesome for weeks now! ..What? ..Wai-what do you mean look out the window? *Looks out* OH, MAN! WE'VE BEEN SNOWFUCKED AGAIN!"

"We thought we wouldn't get anymore snow, but we got snowfucked yesterday."

Snowfucked by Rei G. March 2, 2009

snowfuck 

an overly sensitive hypocritical shithead who gets outraged over liberal outrage (as opposed to a snowflake meaning an outraged liberal).

Paul got all bent out of shape when he heard about the anti-Trump demonstration. It has nothing to do with him personally but he acts as if its an act of war. He's a real snowfuck.

snowfuck by Wolfbearish May 25, 2017

Snowjacked 

A Shut Up cartoon series that airs on Tuesdays and talks about Layta who needs Derf's help because her family has been, as the title says, snowjacked, or as I like to say, being kidnapped during the blizzard.

No one knows how her family were captured or who captured them but it's a funny story in some cases. However, if one's friend/family/boy or girl friend was snowjacked and they asked for help from someone, most will either freak out or regurgitate.

Derf: We're looking for her family that's been snowjacked
Creature:snowjacked?! (Barfs)

Snowjacked by Mariposa24 July 8, 2012

Snowjacked 

Getting fucked and kidnapped in the snow by pedophiles.

My family got snowjacked

Snowjacked by yyyyy766666gggg777ggg July 5, 2012

snowflaked

The act of a male ejaculating on his own face.

Jordan Koubsky snowflaked himself before bed.

snowflaked by LesbianTweets May 4, 2015

snowfuckalypse 

When you're fucked by an apocalyptic amount of snow.

This weekends forecast is being hailed as a snowfuckalypse.

snowfuckalypse by 01001102 May 3, 2016

snowfuck 

When you fuck heavily intoxicated on coke.

Hey Bitch, you wanna go snowfuck?

snowfuck by xXx_Billy_Pr0_Quicksc0p3r_xXx July 1, 2016