snowbonk

A dance move executed by shaking one's arse frantically, as if they were shivering from snow on top of it. A.K.A really fast twerking.

"Everybody do the snowbonk!"
"Yeah girl, shake it like you're doing the snowbonk."

by Starfondler November 29, 2017

Snowbone

1. A badd ass white girl
2. A European female with a cute face and a nice body.

Guy 1: Yo, that Candice Swanepoel girl, that's a snowbone bitch.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.

by Vyrotek August 1, 2012

Snowboner

When a snowboarder gets aroused from the epic weather and other snowboarding conditions. In addition, if a fellow boarder does a totally awesome 1080 rodeo flip, that could lead to a snowboner.

Bro: Dude, we got like 12 feet of snow last night. It's awesome bro. I'm going to triple backflip on my first run. You see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: Bro, your story just gave me a snowboner.

by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010

Albino snowmonkey

When the big white male jumps onto the female and pounds her just while he cums in her ass

Rick: hey James what Are you doing this afternoon
James: I'm going to give Chloe and albino snowmonkey

by Phazze March 30, 2021

Snowdonkey

When two male homosexuals are engaging in passionate and libidinous fornication (in the assumed "doggy style", if you will, position) and the so called "pitcher" begins to feel a tingle in his jingle; and rather than warning his receiving partner of such situation, ejaculates into the preoccupied's comrade's asshole....whilst emiting last vocalized orgasmic moan (and the partner thinks his job is done, he can relax)..donkey punches the bitch.

"Man, i am going to snowdonkey him so hard later."
"Dude, i don't want to talk about it, but i totally got snowdonkeyed last night."
"I know the bruise looks bad, but i am a victim of the act of snowdonkeying. I, in fact, was a snowdonkey."

by redwhiteandpabstblueribbon June 21, 2009

Snowbook

When your napping at work with a book on your face like it's a snowday.

Mike, your not pulling a snowbook today, are you?

by Mastah-Jiggalz November 9, 2010

Raspberry Snowbone

When you stick your hard phallus into a snowbank, and you wait for it to become soft and then hard again from freezing.

Is that a raspberry snowbone in your pants, or are you just cold?

by Pseudildozernym November 14, 2014