Guy 1: Yo, that Candice Swanepoel girl, that's a snowbone bitch.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.
by Vyrotek August 02, 2012
When a snowboarder gets aroused from the epic weather and other snowboarding conditions. In addition, if a fellow boarder does a totally awesome 1080 rodeo flip, that could lead to a snowboner.
Bro: Dude, we got like 12 feet of snow last night. It's awesome bro. I'm going to triple backflip on my first run. You see all the snow on the mountains brah?
Brah: Bro, your story just gave me a snowboner.
Brah: Bro, your story just gave me a snowboner.
by Enlicensed One February 12, 2010
by cutter2 October 08, 2007
Bro: Brah, we got like 9 feet of snow last night. Today is super sunny and perfect. I'm going to shred the halfpipe while rocking my epic goggles. Epic conditions! Did you see all the snow on the mountains brah?
Brah: I just got a snowboner.
Brah: I just got a snowboner.
by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010
When you stick your hard phallus into a snowbank, and you wait for it to become soft and then hard again from freezing.
by Pseudildozernym November 14, 2014