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Snowbone 

A sexy snow cone, or the act of using a snow cone during sexual relations.
"Tell him you want a snowbone, A SNOWBONE!!!"
Snowbone by cutter2 December 9, 2007

Raspberry Snowbone 

When you stick your hard phallus into a snowbank, and you wait for it to become soft and then hard again from freezing.
Is that a raspberry snowbone in your pants, or are you just cold?

Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.
I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!
Ghetto Snowcone by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011

Doggie Doo Snowcone 

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.
Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.

Burger and a Grape Snowcone 

A ‘Burger and Grape Snow Cone’ is an outdated courting method where a man takes a girl on a date, but rather than raping her, the man spends most of the date making sure she is having a good time. The man would often drop the girl off, safely, back at home.

This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”
You know in that song Chattahoochee when he says ‘Settle for a Burger and a Grape Snowcone” he is actually talking about getting some dome?” - Some dumb bitch on Tik-Tok.

Snowconey 

A person who thinks very highly of themselves, but the only thing they ever talk about is how much they mess up
Caleb: I am the greatest there ever was
Brayden: didn’t you lose your football game?
Caleb: … yeah
Brayden: Snowconey moment
Snowconey by Ceoofurom October 5, 2021