snowblades

Usually, about 1 meter long slivers of material strapped to the feet for use in downhill propulsion in snowy areas. Commonly referred to as "fruit boots," these blades or "trick skis" often belong to rediculously extreme skiiers-gone-wacko enthusiasts of winter sporting. Not for the faint of heart, blades become the badass little brothers to traditional downhill alpine skis.

"Damn, did you see the snowblades on that animal?"

by Triple Fool February 10, 2008

Throwing Snowflakes

Baseball term: When a pitcher throws a multitude of different pitches in order to keep his opponent guessing.

Bumgarner is throwing snowflakes tonight. No two the same.

by Maxxpowers October 31, 2014

Queen of Snowflakes

The Queen of Snowflakes is responsible for every snowstorm in North America. She is rumored to be a redhead with a temper that can be roused by any perceived transgression against her, either real or imagined. To her loyal subjects she occasionally grants respite from her white plague.

Guess the Queen of Snowflakes is pissed, there's a foot of the white crap out there this morning!

by Jane Douglas January 4, 2011

snowglaresses

wearing your sunglasses after a snow storm to prevent the glare from the snow, when driving or walking.

I'm so glad my sunglasses double as snowglaresses, now I can drive to work without all that snow glare.

Did you see Joe shoveling with his snowglaresses on... One smart kid.

Don't forget to wear your snowglaresses when watchin the outdoor winter Olympics.

by Outpost 1 February 12, 2010

Snowballesque

Adjective - "denoting an unpredictable volatile nature of character, usually induced by excessive consumption of cocaine and alcohol and typically resulting in a seemingly unwarranted succession of violence, crying and vomiting "

The evening started with a few casual drinks and ended up in a snowballesque rampage of pagan aggression and the looting of lemonade and sandwiches from the local co-operative supermarket.

by Cannyguy January 5, 2022

snowflakes.exe

The Uber Virus, popular in the YTMND forums. It is comonly used to rape noobs. people who are tricked get a serious virus probably completely ruining their computer.

Dumass Noob: Hey where can i get the sweet song from the what is love thing lol?

Internet Terrorist(standard YTMND forum soldier): Joo has to download snowflakes.exe

by Lurk May 26, 2006

Snowblade

The act of doing (or in reference to) cocaine. Derived from the fact that the powdered cocaine can coat a razor used to divide up lines, causing the blade to be covered in "snow"

"Dude, was she snowblading earlier? She's drawing crazy shit all over the coffee table"

"You wanna snowblade?"

by schm1855 December 31, 2008