snoocker
to take a nap
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Snooker Kick
One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.
I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.
Snooker Kick by Reg Denke May 31, 2010
snockerfoon
1.Coming from the German word snocker, meaning full of foon.
2.the act of farting on a baby grand piano, while eating artichoke hearts on thursday
2.the act of farting on a baby grand piano, while eating artichoke hearts on thursday
snockerfoon by shlemmy von farplestein May 25, 2014
Toilet Snooker
Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
Toilet Snooker by Gaff December 19, 2006
Snookering
When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "
" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013
snockered
To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...