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snorklingus 

When your girl sits on your face for so long that you need a snorkeling kit
That girl looks so tight I hope we get to have a night of snorklingus
snorklingus by howzay February 27, 2017
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Swedish Snorkling 

The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.
Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.

Dick Snorkling 

The act of giving a blowjob underwater.
You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!
Dick Snorkling by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011

Cock Snorkling 

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.
"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."
Cock Snorkling by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

snorkling 

The act of giving oral sex to a male underwater
I walked out to the pool and saw Jan snorkling on Jon
snorkling by carpmentor November 3, 2007

Snorkling 

When a man is going down on a woman and sticks his tongue all the way down her vagina. Considered by some to be the equivalent of deepthroating.
Even though it can be hard to breathe, snorkling is a fun and intimate addition to cunnilingus.
Snorkling by Linguinnus April 21, 2016

cave snorkling 

When a Man uses a snorkel to venture into a woman's cave to prevent fishy substances from knocking him out.
Thomas went cave snorkling on his girlfriend, because she has Chlamydia.
cave snorkling by HighOnFishWinkle January 27, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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