snorgärs 

Little kids who think they know what they don't know that they didn't know yesterday when they did know thay they didn't know what they would know tomorrow knowing what they did know today.

Starla Pureheart is a lame norgärs.

snorgärs by Dah-Kuf May 1, 2003

Snorgasm 

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

Snorgasm by Tonyem November 14, 2011

Snorgasm 

What occurs when the Snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.

Those Snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a Snorgasm.

Snorgasm by IWFP November 3, 2010

snorgasboard 

1)When something is beyond boring.

A)"The movie Titanic was a total snorgasboard"
B)"Micheal got pinched with the hookers and the blow, looks like this stag is gonna be another snorgasboard"

snorgasboard by Bean Von Cool February 21, 2008

Snorgasm 

When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.

I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.

Snorgasm by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

Snorgasm 

Extremely blissful sleep

I was so tired after working a double-shift that when I went to bed I had a snorgasm and drooled all over the pillow.

Snorgasm by Bob Slug June 28, 2010

Snorgasm 

NOT a sexual thing

1. A boring event
2. The sensation of nearly falling asleep

Let’s have a mother-daugher night.

Sounds like a real snorgasm

Snorgasm by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013