jaydawg3000's definitions
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
by jaydawg3000 July 2, 2009
Get the Lifemug. 
The Shakespearian way to say Danielle. Danielleths are usually red headed and resond to the name Danipoo. She is straight, but has been know to make girls fall head over heels for her. The song "Jamie All Over" by Mayday Parade is usually associated with her, as she often does the activity in the song very often. Also see: In the Dunes
by jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009
Get the Daniellethmug. A red-headed girl who played the main character in the story of Danielle the Poop. She was a poop. She is not only an obnoxiously loud and beautiful girl, but she is going to marry a Ginger, to have ultra red-headed, Chuckie from Rugrats, looking babies. She chews gum like a cow, but otherwise, is pretty cool. If you know a Danipoo, you are one lucky individual, as she makes a great lesbian lover.
Oh, Danipoo, I love you with a passion of a thousand burning suns and your red hair. Meet me in the dunes.
by Jaydawg3000 April 28, 2009
Get the Danipoomug. 1. A term that certain lacrosse teams seem to think is funny to sing to a person
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.
2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.
2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.
Team: "Happy Birthday to you, Julie!"
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."
by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009
Get the fake birthdaymug. The "Confusion Stutter" happens when two people are walking in opposite directions in presumably the same line of travel. Each person does an awkward stutter step trying to find a way out of this predicament. This can repeat several times until they gather a small, yet rowdy audience who hope to see the persons involved collide in what is known as the Confusion Stutter Collision. The involved people may smile and laugh awkwardly with inept hand motions in the decision making process of which way to go, and if they cannot, it ultimately results in the Confusion Stutter Collision, which is just plain embarrassing.
Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.
by jaydawg3000 July 3, 2009
Get the Confusion Stuttermug. by jaydawg3000 January 9, 2010
Get the Hillside Jivemug.