Brittanica

A Brittish girl with one of those annoying accents. She has had one boob removed. Just one. Weird right? If you see the Brittanica, run the other way..but would you be able to outrun her Native American blow gun? (pervs) Let's just hope you never find out, as if you do, we will never find out and know the truth about this grotesque beast. Oh that Brittanica, she used to be good back in the day. However, the one boob removal made her bitter. Oh, if she says she hates you, don't worry about it; it means nothing coming from a one boobed freak.

Julie: have you heard about that grotesque monster they call brittanica?
Brittany: Yeah, weird right? She only has one boob. How does she wear a bra?

by jaydawg3000 May 01, 2009

FML

This commonly used acronym is used by melodramatic, unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.

Girl: FML I'm studying for a test. My life sucks.

Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.

It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.

by jaydawg3000 June 20, 2009

Red Robin Prank

This is an activity done at Red Robin by saying it is someone's birthday when it is indeed not their birthday. The people known to participate in such an embarrassing, deceitful prank are: members of a sports team, a person's closest friends and enemies, or hobos who are just mooching a Sunday and a thirty second claim to fame for them. Some will refer to this activity as karma for said victim, however, it is just a mean prank done to ostracize, humiliate, and isolate this innocent person. This person will make his or herself look even more dumb by clapping along until they catch on it's THEIR "birthday." The accusers will then tell the victim to go into their birthday suit because they're a bunch of perverts. Not to mention, it will probably be the victim's birthday in 23 days anyway.

Lacrosse team: *whispers to server, "Hey, the pretty girl on the team down there, yeah it's her birthday.
Red Robin: Happy happy happy birthdayyy
Julie (victim of this Red Robin Prank): Oh you didn't. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Aww team, you flatter me (while simultaneously plotting each and every individuals death.)

by jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009

Purple

Irrefutably the best color in the world. End of story, period. This period signifies the end >.

Purple is the only note-worthy color. The end.

by jaydawg3000 April 28, 2009

Danipoo

A red-headed girl who played the main character in the story of Danielle the Poop. She was a poop. She is not only an obnoxiously loud and beautiful girl, but she is going to marry a Ginger, to have ultra red-headed, Chuckie from Rugrats, looking babies. She chews gum like a cow, but otherwise, is pretty cool. If you know a Danipoo, you are one lucky individual, as she makes a great lesbian lover.

Oh, Danipoo, I love you with a passion of a thousand burning suns and your red hair. Meet me in the dunes.

by Jaydawg3000 April 28, 2009

fake birthday

1. A term that certain lacrosse teams seem to think is funny to sing to a person
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.

2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.

Team: "Happy Birthday to you, Julie!"
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."

by jaydawg3000 May 01, 2009

Gives You Hell

Lyrics to The All American Reject's "Gives You Hell." These three words along with other parts of the lyrics are usually a.) sung or b.) whispered creepily in someone's ear. If someone does the latter, they will never regret it and be labeled as the "creeper."

Julie: "When you see my face hope it gives you hell. When you walk my way I hope it GIVES YOU HELL."
Kristen: "TEAM WE GOT A CREEPER ON THE LOOSE."

by jaydawg3000 May 01, 2009