jaydawg3000's definitions
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
by jaydawg3000 July 2, 2009
Get the Lifemug. 1. A term that certain lacrosse teams seem to think is funny to sing to a person
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.
2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.
2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.
Team: "Happy Birthday to you, Julie!"
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."
by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009
Get the fake birthdaymug. A Krispy is a term that describes a particular girl who meets certain specifications. She has to a.) be weird, b.) giggle like a little schoolgirl rather than plain laughing, c.) says "tee hee hee" at random times during the day making others suspect she is conspiring against them but most importantly, d.)makes uncomfortable, awkward yet amusing noises with her boyfriend that can't be described in any words other than, "OGGGGGGG!" She often threatens people with smacks.
Krispy: OGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'M GONNA SMACK YOU OGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Julie: Oh no! The Krispy's noise of doom! NOT A SMACK TO THE FACE! AHHHH. DON'T TAKE BOTH MY EARDRUMS AND MY FACE!!!
Julie: Oh no! The Krispy's noise of doom! NOT A SMACK TO THE FACE! AHHHH. DON'T TAKE BOTH MY EARDRUMS AND MY FACE!!!
by jaydawg3000 May 3, 2009
Get the Krispymug. Lyrics to The All American Reject's "Gives You Hell." These three words along with other parts of the lyrics are usually a.) sung or b.) whispered creepily in someone's ear. If someone does the latter, they will never regret it and be labeled as the "creeper."
Julie: "When you see my face hope it gives you hell. When you walk my way I hope it GIVES YOU HELL."
Kristen: "TEAM WE GOT A CREEPER ON THE LOOSE."
Kristen: "TEAM WE GOT A CREEPER ON THE LOOSE."
by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009
Get the Gives You Hellmug. code for sharing the gift of sexual intercourse, in the dunes on the beach. This came from the lyrics to Jamie All Over by Mayday Parade, "We made love by the ocean." If someone asks a person of the same gender to meet them in the dunes, the best thing to do would be to run away; never. look. back.
by jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009
Get the In the Dunesmug. by jaydawg3000 January 9, 2010
Get the Hillside Jivemug.