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by jaydawg3000 January 9, 2010
Get the Hillside Jive mug.Refers to an incident where a male punches a smaller, defenseless female in the face as in Snookie on the Jersey Shore show.
Dude, did you see how hard he snooked that girl?
Hey, Sally, I heard you got snooked the other night! Are you okay?
Hey, Sally, I heard you got snooked the other night! Are you okay?
by jaydawg3000 January 8, 2010
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Despite failures in the past, I possess superior knowledge, and Global Domination will soon be mine. Mua ha ha ha ha.
by jaydawg3000 July 27, 2009
Get the Global Domination mug.The "Confusion Stutter" happens when two people are walking in opposite directions in presumably the same line of travel. Each person does an awkward stutter step trying to find a way out of this predicament. This can repeat several times until they gather a small, yet rowdy audience who hope to see the persons involved collide in what is known as the Confusion Stutter Collision. The involved people may smile and laugh awkwardly with inept hand motions in the decision making process of which way to go, and if they cannot, it ultimately results in the Confusion Stutter Collision, which is just plain embarrassing.
Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.
by jaydawg3000 July 3, 2009
Get the Confusion Stutter mug.Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
by jaydawg3000 July 2, 2009
Get the Life mug.This commonly used acronym is used by melodramatic, unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
Girl: FML I'm studying for a test. My life sucks.
Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.
It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.
Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.
It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.
by jaydawg3000 June 20, 2009
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