jaydawg3000's definitions
1. A term that certain lacrosse teams seem to think is funny to sing to a person
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.
2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.
2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.
Team: "Happy Birthday to you, Julie!"
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."
by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009
Get the fake birthdaymug. The "Confusion Stutter" happens when two people are walking in opposite directions in presumably the same line of travel. Each person does an awkward stutter step trying to find a way out of this predicament. This can repeat several times until they gather a small, yet rowdy audience who hope to see the persons involved collide in what is known as the Confusion Stutter Collision. The involved people may smile and laugh awkwardly with inept hand motions in the decision making process of which way to go, and if they cannot, it ultimately results in the Confusion Stutter Collision, which is just plain embarrassing.
Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.
by jaydawg3000 July 3, 2009
Get the Confusion Stuttermug. by jaydawg3000 January 9, 2010
Get the Hillside Jivemug. Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
by jaydawg3000 July 2, 2009
Get the Lifemug. 
Lyrics to The All American Reject's "Gives You Hell." These three words along with other parts of the lyrics are usually a.) sung or b.) whispered creepily in someone's ear. If someone does the latter, they will never regret it and be labeled as the "creeper."
Julie: "When you see my face hope it gives you hell. When you walk my way I hope it GIVES YOU HELL."
Kristen: "TEAM WE GOT A CREEPER ON THE LOOSE."
Kristen: "TEAM WE GOT A CREEPER ON THE LOOSE."
by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009
Get the Gives You Hellmug.