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doody-snooche 

a suspicious looking character, closely related to a hobo, that lacks overall substance and smells like ass and dirty penis.
"That guy you just met, he's such a doody-snooche. Hope you didn't get chlamydia."

"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"

Get your cooch smooched 

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

smooched the pooch 

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"
My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.
smooched the pooch by Bky April 8, 2007

snoocher 

The nice wet moist spot in between a womans' thys were penises are frequently injected and/or sometimes fingers or dildos or a 40 of mickeys.

Also an insult substitute for a bitch ass motherfucker, or pussyfied cock slapper.
You look so hot I want to bury my face in your sweet sweet snoocher!! I wanna fuck some snoocher!!!!!!!!!! Yay for snoocher!

Dean is a dirty fucking snoocher! Quit being a snoocher Dean! I'm gonna kick you in the snoocher.
snoocher by Dean Snoochertwat November 10, 2007

Get your bone smooched 

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.
Get your bone smooched by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

snoocked 

You SNOOCKED! my wife!
snoocked by Horny Bastard October 9, 2003