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doody-snooche 

a suspicious looking character, closely related to a hobo, that lacks overall substance and smells like ass and dirty penis.
"That guy you just met, he's such a doody-snooche. Hope you didn't get chlamydia."

"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"

Get your cooch smooched 

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

smooched the pooch 

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"
My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.
smooched the pooch by Bky April 8, 2007

snoocher 

The nice wet moist spot in between a womans' thys were penises are frequently injected and/or sometimes fingers or dildos or a 40 of mickeys.

Also an insult substitute for a bitch ass motherfucker, or pussyfied cock slapper.
You look so hot I want to bury my face in your sweet sweet snoocher!! I wanna fuck some snoocher!!!!!!!!!! Yay for snoocher!

Dean is a dirty fucking snoocher! Quit being a snoocher Dean! I'm gonna kick you in the snoocher.
snoocher by Dean Snoochertwat November 10, 2007

Get your bone smooched 

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.
Get your bone smooched by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

snoocked 

You SNOOCKED! my wife!
snoocked by Horny Bastard October 9, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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