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snooched

she snooched me pencil
by ThatHo April 23, 2020
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doody-snooche

a suspicious looking character, closely related to a hobo, that lacks overall substance and smells like ass and dirty penis.
"That guy you just met, he's such a doody-snooche. Hope you didn't get chlamydia."

"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"
by stage five shocka rocka April 18, 2010
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Get your cooch smooched

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.
by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010
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smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"
My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.
by Bky April 8, 2007
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snoocher

The nice wet moist spot in between a womans' thys were penises are frequently injected and/or sometimes fingers or dildos or a 40 of mickeys.

Also an insult substitute for a bitch ass motherfucker, or pussyfied cock slapper.
You look so hot I want to bury my face in your sweet sweet snoocher!! I wanna fuck some snoocher!!!!!!!!!! Yay for snoocher!

Dean is a dirty fucking snoocher! Quit being a snoocher Dean! I'm gonna kick you in the snoocher.
by Dean Snoochertwat November 10, 2007
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Get your bone smooched

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.
by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009
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snoocked

You SNOOCKED! my wife!
by Horny Bastard October 9, 2003
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