spooched 

A very cool way to say "spooked" that only cool kids use.

I fell asleep watching ghost videos on the internet and woke up totally spooched.

spooched by Dullboy420 July 25, 2017

spoocher 

a fat, well-rolled joint

my, my. now this is a joint worthy of the being called a spoocher. spark that shit.

spoocher by spoocher December 29, 2008

Get your cooch smooched 

To receive cunnilingus.

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

Get your cooch smooched by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010

smooched the pooch 

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

smooched the pooch by Bky April 8, 2007

Get your bone smooched 

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

Get your bone smooched by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Scooched 

(1)to be angry or provoked into anger.
(2)to be mentally unstable
(3)to have quirky behavioral patterns

That guy scooched me, what a jerk!

I am so scooched from that stressfull situation

That man is very scooched, I think he's a little wierd

Scooched by namllrn April 27, 2004

Spooshed 

A term used to describe the act of a man cumming into another mans asshole.

You should of seen it John!, I spooshed so hard into James asshole that cum was dripping out after!

Spooshed by Jake mcqueen July 9, 2011