spooched

A very cool way to say "spooked" that only cool kids use.

I fell asleep watching ghost videos on the internet and woke up totally spooched.

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my, my. now this is a joint worthy of the being called a spoocher. spark that shit.

spoocher by spoocher December 29, 2008

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Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

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to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

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I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

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(1)to be angry or provoked into anger.
(2)to be mentally unstable
(3)to have quirky behavioral patterns

That guy scooched me, what a jerk!

I am so scooched from that stressfull situation

That man is very scooched, I think he's a little wierd

Scooched by namllrn April 27, 2004

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A term used to describe the act of a man cumming into another mans asshole.

You should of seen it John!, I spooshed so hard into James asshole that cum was dripping out after!

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