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snoiker

A person who lamely attempts to travel from Mexico to America while holding mass amounts of drugs, while her siblings read japanese manga books.
Snoiker: Some Mexicans read manga while siblings read manga/ watch anime while moving in a drug infested car.
by Kurou Takahashi September 9, 2010
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Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.
I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.
by Reg Denke May 31, 2010
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snoikel

A sex act wherein one partner induces a sneezing fit by snorting pepper and proceed to sneeze on the other partners scrotum.
"She's a freak. Bitch gave me a snoikel and then I came on her ponytail."
by ShaneCal September 19, 2011
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snockerfoon

1.Coming from the German word snocker, meaning full of foon.
2.the act of farting on a baby grand piano, while eating artichoke hearts on thursday
Hey man I just snockerfooned the shit out of sambone's piano
by shlemmy von farplestein May 25, 2014
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Do the snoaker

Not replaying to messages
1)
- Have she already written back to you?
- No, she does the Snoaker.

2)
-This ugly girl writes to me, she wants to hang out.

-Do the Snoaker bro.
by BonsaiTree386 February 5, 2020
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Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"
by Gaff December 19, 2006
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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013
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